Scene...some pub in Australia
Random guy: Hey, good DJ tonight.
Me: Yeah, I like this place
RG: Hey, I love your accent, where are you from
Me: Canada, I just graduated from uni and am here as a graduation present
RG: Sweet, what did you study
Me: Oh Psychology and religious studies
RG: Long thoughtful pause
RG: Look of accomplishment
RG: No way... I've read the Da Vinci code too!
Me: Contemplate jumping in front of Australian bus, or pushing RG in front of said bus to prevent procreation.
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